So last week we went to Paris to see an awesome awesome awesome play, named
How to become parisian in one hour.
There is this site called Billetreduc.com where you can get discounted tickets to (almost)anything going on the Paris scene.
Here is the link http://www.billetreduc.com/69266/evt.htm
To summarize, parisians are apparently rude, unhappy, depressed, nationalists and suck at customer service! No comment for the first few adjectives, but thanks Mr French for giving me this last one!